Limerick

Here Are Some Limericks I Wrote

There Once Was A Girl Named Molly
At Christmas Time Sat On Some Holly
She Jumped Up And Danced
Everyone Glanced
And Then Walked In Himself Mr. Jolly.

There Once Was A Lady Named Patty
She Was A Rather Big Fatty
She Over Eats
She Can Not See Her Feet
And Now She Can't Feed Her Catty

There Once Was A Teacher Named Clare
Who Happened To Have A Pet Bear
Clare Took Him To School
Bear Jumped In The Pool
And Came Out With Soaking Wet Hair

There Once Was A Man Named Pete
Who's Cottage Was Filled With Heat
He Leaves His Heaters On
All His Ice Was Gone
And Now He Has Burnt Feet